Pregnancy is kind of like a bizarre combination of being stuck inside the movie Aliens and an old person who complains frequently about body aches and joint pain. It’s just one of the most joyful exciting amazing terrible experiences a woman can go through. I mean, what’s not to love? Swollen feet, cankles, varicose veins, all-day nausea… How could you not enjoy all of that? I am serious. On the plus side, though, you might learn how to master the art of not peeing your pants whenever you sneeze or cough. It’s tricky.